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Glitch.

Like a previous reviewer, I've encountered a completely game breaking glitch.

I've done everything possible. Minus a few of the more tedious and arbitrary achievements. I've found every note and log, done every objective, used every weapon to it's fullest extent, and gotten every reaction (Including advanced) for every food and item and got the zombie to deny human flesh as a food source, yet still I get no ending. And if the ending really is just my researcher giving up hope and researching everything in an infinite loop, than that's an awful ending.

Fix the bug or the ending, but neither one is deserving of a perfect score.

Aside from that, the game was bearable but incredibly tedious. Making us get every normal reaction from every item would've been acceptable had their not been so many of them spread so far apart. That made the game feel dragged out and more of a chore than an activity.

Other than that, good atmosphere and the animation quality was pretty satisfying.

One minor change though, if you just killed a zombie, don't have it still there, ready and waiting for you to pick it out of the selection line-up.

Evil-Dog responds:

if you look at your objectives it's clear that this is the ending however AWFUL it is haha it's no glitch it's just an open ending. The climax of the story is only a few logs earlier with a cinematic and all...isn't that enough.

I just can't enjoy this.

The only reason I picked up on this game was because it started out as a choose your own adventure zombie survival game, and now it's just about this story you've made. It isn't even that great of a story, and the options are too "lolol so random XD"

It went from a zombie horror survival game to...I hardly even know what to call it now, an interactive movie? I'm very disappointed, seeing as there are way too few choose your own adventure zombie games.

Hyptosis responds:

Haha, well you've set me straight.
(not really)

"OMG, wahhh story."

Also there really aren't any "random" choices outside of the first tree, which is the one where your character has gone crazy from a life of solitude. Sorry you're too stupid to get that. :\

Everyone else did.

Sir, you're givin' me the vapors.

Good

Old fashioned and fun. I enjoyed it.

Here are a few ways to unlock some medals, not all, and some of the easier ones, but medals none the less.

BURN BABY BURN
Type in Shower in the bathroom
CEREAL KILLER
Type Peanut and Bowl when in the kitchen instead of chocolate and bowl, then finish the cereal and eat it.
OH POOP
Type in Poop anywhere
OH POOP II
Type in toilet in the bathroom without flushing
ROAD KILL
Choose to sit in the back seat at the end
ZAP
Use the sink with the toaster still plugged in
GOING VIRAL
When in your bedroom, type in Computer
PARTYIN PARTIN YEAH
Get to the party at the end

As of now, EVERYBODY'S RUSHIN' is bugged, I beat the game in 40+ seconds twice, and didn't get it.

thinking-man responds:

Hmm... I'll fix it in a minute...

Great game.

Awesome soundtrack might I add.
I actually looked up these songs and found other songs by the artists that I really liked, thank you.

Also, for those still in the dark, to beat the boss you just have to survive. Dodge the eggs for a while. There is no way to fight it.

MarcyVF responds:

Awesome, good to hear I can spread some good vibes through projects like these :)

How do I contoinue?

I got my petrol, and I have no idea where to go now.
I thought it was the broken fence, but all it says is "The fence is broken here."
I would appreciate some help.

scottmale24 responds:

Go back to your house and post about it on the internet.

Game Guide

1. Go through tunnel
2. Grab fire
3. You have to burn the rope

Kianis responds:

Thank you for your game guide!
I will consider puting it on my site.
Also, thanks for the high score! :)

Unbeatable

It's unbeatable man.

Matmi responds:

Its not. It easy, just requires some brain work.

Meh

Very informative, but make a Gallery.

Phantox responds:

I'm working on it... Hopefully my last day is tomorrow and not today.

Awesome ness, heres a guide

Step 1. Talk to the grim reaper type dude at the beginning of the game, say what you want he still teleports you and takes your dvd.
Step 2. Go into the green house next to the dog, talk to the girl and taste her pie, when she asks if you like it say it needs more sugar, is you say it's good say no when she says "Really?" or ne trapped in a horrible void of commitment.
Step3. Go to the area above you and talk to the dude by the man hole, give him the pie.
Step 4. Go to the area to the left and take the ticket from the dead dude then go down to the train station and trade the old ticket for 3.50 bucks.
Step 5. Go into the man hole then go to the pile of filth and get the bowling ball then take it to the car wash and clean it for 3.50 bucks.
Step 6. Go back to the man hole go to the hologram thngy and put the bowling ball in it...err on it. then get the fish and leave
Step 7. Go to the area you started in and go down into the docks then trade the dead for the alive one and go to shamu at the sea world excabition and give him the fish, he swallows you -.- ungrate ful sonova- er right yes...
Step 8. Go get the bottle thats on Shamu's tooth then go to the sort of brownish tooth on the left and touch it then to the right touch that one then the one at the top then the one at the right again. do that twice and proceed down Shamu's throat (Ew)
Step 9. Ok go to the greenish stuff first off then get some of it in the bottle, go to the next area over and poor it on the furry thingy (Aww) then collect the bottles.
Step 10. go to the gill place and get a straw then get the green thingy in the garbage, once you get it leave the place and go to the vending machine in the next area again.
Step 11. After a small cut scene go back to the grill place and go to the soda machine thing and get soda in the empty cans then go back to the soda machine thingy in the next area and after a small cut scene you will have 3.50 again, Bravo!.
Step 12. Go to the grill place and buy tumor tots and get an osborne dvd in the process. Leave and you will encounter a small humorous cut scene.
Step 13. Ok after the cut scene you will be in a castle in the sky (OMG) It's Morth's castle.
Step 14. Play the arcade game once, you lose, Ha ha ha you suck at life go home and cut yourselves!
Step 15. Ok after cutting your self (Lol) talk to the guard guy and give him the Tumor Tots (Yum) and he gives you the card.
Step 16. Go talk to the green guard and choose any responce they're all wrong.
Then go to the food court and talk to the bartender.
Step 17. Talk to him once and then talk to the guy in yellow, talk to him many times until he mentions the bartender. Then go talk to the bartender again and he gives you mustard, ignore what he asks you to do with it.
Step 18. Go to the second card slip thingy and you will have a small cut scene then go into the place thing.
Step 19. Go to the machine with the buttons and pres the rigth button, then press the left button twice. Then press the right button once more and the game will say "Very Easy Mode" Go play the game it should be very easy and you should win. If you dont you dont deserve to live.
Step 20. Ok after beating it go to the green guard again. pass and get the final cut
scene and the end of the game.

Sorry for spoiling this dude but it's a great game, I dont think there really IS a
secret room! Maybe it's just the place in our mind where we go to express our selves and know that every thing is all right. (Warm Feeling) :D

NAveryW responds:

Thanks for posting this walkthrough, actually. I was going to make one, but now I can just redirect people to your review if they get stuck. =D

Not as good as the last one

This was not as good as your last one not at all not even close. But dont get me wrong it was fun to play. But the last onslaught was much better than this I exptected better

agby responds:

Which aspects of the game are worse than the previous version? Please drop me a PM.

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