EDIT: Banned for saying faggot. Communist faggots.

I know I made one before. And I plan to make a new list every year. Don't like it? Blow it out your ass.

I.E. People I'd do anal for.

AlexJS, he may just be my favorite NG user ever. I love him and he loves me. We often talk on AIM, exchange Lol Pics, talk about cats, argue, and have gay sex.

Corky-D, he's my favorite Nazi. He is the Co-Leader of the ToS and RPG Crew. And my butt buddy.

Kagoe, my favorite Narutard. She's nice and everything.

greensucksbluerules, YouTubeFag. Has every video on the entire internet stashed under his balls. Where he finds them? Fuck if I know.

TehShotgunK1ng, ecchi fag. He's funny, on occasion, and post lots of ecchi which makes my penis happy.

greyshadowskyknight, another ecchi fag. Well, on occasion.

Skybolt-DX, she was going to marry me...But she didn't love me. Unfortunately, she had to go because...Her laptop died.

Racoonmario, too nice. It makes me angry.

Infinite-one, he's my friend. Even though he hates me and doesn't want to talk to me.

Corky52, Mr.Helpful of NewGrounds. He's very very nice.

Twilightfox, quite the attention whore. A very nice person. Etc etc, furry.

If you believe that you deserve to be on this, then tell me why and I'll tell you to bugger off.

Because Twilight is such an attention whore and wanted to be here, I fucked up the embed code and I'm too lazy to go find it.

Depressing day...
I don't even want to be on NewGrounds...Or anywhere for that matter.

Ugh, this week has been full of epic failure. I mean really, it's been just disgusting.

Me and the ToS Crew decided to just band together and make an RPG Crew. Not many people know what ToS is, and by making an RPG Crew, we'd get more member. So I made the preperations and did the crew.

First, my attempt at the first RPG Crew. To which I can't find a link to. I made it, with a lot, A LOT, of preperations. When I did it all, I posted a link in the ToS and waited a bit. Did some gaming, game back, and it was locked. By Ramagi. He was confused and thought the crew was for Role Playing. I don't know how though, because I made it amazingly clear that it wasn't. After three or so days of explinations, I was pemitted to redo the crew.

The second attempt. I asked two mods and several regulars if there was an RPG Crew. All said no. I felt very confident about this. So I made it, and then, I made the crew. I posted it once more in the ToS. And left to enjoy myself some pizza bagels. Cause pizza bagels are bad ass. Then, I came back to this. Mendou had the link to the one crew I spent days looking for.

After a few stubborn days of refusing to use it, I gave in. Now I'm the leader of the revised RPG Crew. It isn't for role playing, ass holes. Want to join? Here, I'll give you a link cause I'm not feeling like much of an asshole. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/63 051/661

Mario Kart Wii, it's a fun game. If you have a Wii, buy it. If you don't have a Wii, then you suck and need to go buy one. If you don't like Nintendo or the Wii, then you are a pretencious cunt and need to go shove a salt water douche up your ass. But I digress. I have to say though, it is extremely frustrating. I have to beat the 150cc tourney to get stuff and the NPC's are such assholes. I'll be jumping over a ledge and you can bet your ass I get hit with a blue shell, a red shell, a lightning bolt, a POW box, a green shell, a banana, a Fake Item that is throw (Well, that happened once in an online fight), or another NPC.

In conclusion, good game, buy it, and gimme your friend code.

And, I will post vids as soon as YouTube stops being an asshole.

How do I embed vids?

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Me and Jon (Lotus) got married! I love Jon and Jon loves me! We made a thread.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/89 6638

I LOVE YOU JON!

My life has been a bit more active lately, the only thing in decline is that I don't skate much anymore. Well then, I haven't had much to say in my blogs lately, just updates in my life maybe. Well, my crew is in decline, the Tales of Symphonia crew. The members are lazy and don't post. Well, the real reason is that there isn't much to discuss until the next ToS comes out. ToS : Dawn of the New World.

Why not tell me how your lives have been doing guys? If you're a person friend of mine, then I'll most likely care. Even if I don't know you, I'm always open to making new friends.

Also, time for a better portion of the blog.

There was something here, it's gone now.

Idiots.
93 of you PMed me for my account.

It's my NG birthday.
Meaning I've been a member on NG for an entire year.

I seriously could have swore I made this account in the summer.
Well, alot of things have changed me on NewGrounds, let me list the things.

First things first, I type with perfect grammar. I remember my early internet days, I used all of the abreviations I could, I even made a few up. Now I type all of my words with great efficiency and all of those big words.

Secondly, I'd say that I'm a bit more mature due to NewGrounds and it's unfriendly members. Some may disagree, but fuck them I don't care what they think either way.

Thirdly, I like better things. I now realize how sucky Naruto is, how fucking stupid American culture is, how subs > dubs, and better music. Now not all of those are from NewGrounds, but NewGrounds sure did help.

Before NewGrounds, I was a bit friendly, less sarcastic, all around happier. Then after NewGrounds, I'm cold and unfeeling. I find it fun to make others feel bad about themselves, and find humor in the humorless.

Also, thanks to NewGrounds, I no longer have reactions to disgusting things. One of my friends ask me why I choose to make myself immune to disgusting or sickening things. Before I could answer, another friend said "So he's prepared when this happens in real life." So I turn to him and say, "I hardly think that in my life time, a man will run up to me and chop his cock off."

Thank you NewGrounds. Thank you.

Also, DDR is the shit.

It's gonna be my NG birthday tomorrow. I joined up on 3/20/07. Could have swore that I signed up in the summer.
I'll post a bigger and offical-er blog tomorrow.

I might have carpal tunnel, or whatever it's called, and it hurts a-fucking-lot.
It hurts to type, so I'm using one hand to do so.

One thing that's been bothering me is, I'M NOT GETTING AS MANY COMMENTS AS I USED TO.
So comment me more, as you all know, I reply to everything. Except I delete spam.

Now, I'm gonna do a list of people I hate.
If you're on this list, then I'd like to punch you in the face.

Mendou - Some people just deserve death, and he is one of them.

Kiddmeizter - Little attention whoring fag, like to post pictures of churches burning and such.

Cenetaurman - Annoying 13 year old fag.

That's about it. I hate these people.

Well guys, thanks and such, I'll be back when I'm not in pain.

Since I'm a mindless twat and I couldn't think of anything to make a blog about, I decided to make it about the thing I was doing at the moment.

My favorite TV shows are Maury (Lol Black People), MXC (Lol Chinese People), World's Wildest Police Videos, Scrubs, and Steve Wilkos Show (Lol Angry White People).

The only reason there isn't any Anime up there is because I don't watch Anime on TV anymore. I use the computer.

I like Maury because you see some very retarted people there, and let's not forget the pregnancy tests. I love the reactions.

MXC, Chinese (Or Japanese People, if you know, correct me.) people running around doing wacky little tasks and stuff.

World's Wildest Poilice Videos, I wanna be a cop as an adult, so this helps me prepare for shit that'll probably happen to me on a daily basis. Or it may never happen, who gives a shit? It's still fun to watch.

Scrubs, best hospitol comedy there is. The only thing good about House is the degree to which it's stuck up it's own ass.

As for the Steve Wilkos Show, giant angry white person.

So tell me your favorite TV show and why as well, even if it seems like I'm uninterested I promise you, I'm holding my breath on the inside.