Well guys, you know about my dead cat and my busted computer, right?
Well meet the newest addition, AIM and LimeWire stopped working on this computer!!
My fucking mom doesn't know how to leave shit alone, and she fucked something else on this computer up.

I swear, I want to beat somebody mercilessly.
I don't know what it is I did to deserve this. Why me?
Seriously, who did I fuck with that is now bringing this wrath down upon me?

Brb, becoming An Hero.

It's done.

My cat was put down today. Looking at the storm outside made me realize how sad I am.

I love you Guy-Guy.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

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I'm 16. So I'm legalin cerain states.
WATCH OUT

So, I saw The Dark Knight a few days ago, and I must say, it was amazing movie. It had good acting and great effects, all of the things you would expect from a movie this hyped. And, like everyone says, Heath Ledger was amazing in that movie.

He played the Joker amazingly well, especially how he was always licking his lips, it just added on the "Psycho" effect. I would say this movie gets a 9/10.

I have a question for you guys, which Joker do you guys prefer? The old one, or the new new one. Personally, I prfer the Heath Ledger over the old one. The old one's make up was tidy and neat, and it just didn't make it very believable about him being crazy. But this one was unpredictable, and insane.

OH HEY EVERYONE! Do you know smc316? Well, most of you don't, but some of you do. HE WASN'T DELETED! He just got his account name changed. He's now called AniMetal.

This is a blog dedicated to recent events.

Breaking news!

Kuro's account was stolen, but that isn't the important part. Apparently, people who've downloaded the 4Chan Fandago fake game are being hacked. If you've recieved a PM from Kuro, Burnzoid, or any other NewGrounds member saying that you should try the 4Chan Fandago game, then be warned, it's a trap. I fear this may be the beginning of a huge raid on NG by 4Chan or the Star Syndicate. Or just gas.

Normal news

Dei-Sama is a fake. I proved her to be a fake in that thread. She is Bitchweed's alt, and Bitchweed is Tremcladclock's alt.

Skybolt-DX is a man. We have Greensucksbluerules to thank for proving this. Good going Matt. Sorry Sky, I tried to keep your secret.

Eyelovepoozy is a mod. There is a new mod on the block. Eyelovepoozy. Why is he a mod? He operates a crane. Nuff' said.

4Chan Fandago is fake. Yes, I think the thread about it was deleted, so I put a link to the site. It's fake, and it has an SS Virus. Don't try to download it you fucking idiots.

Small time raid on ZaneEX. On Tuesday, around 11, Greensucksbluerules, me, Infinite-one, Evilbowser1001, and some others launched a small time raid on ZaneEX from YouTube. Basicly, it was mounds of spam and flame. He's a Narutard who annoyed Matt, which is a bad move. So, flame him please?

I don't know of other stuff that has happened, so if you know any other important news updates, please tell me and I'll post them here.

New blog coming some.

What it will contain:

Anime
Tits
Metal
Stuff
E-Trannies
etc.

I'd like to take this opprutunity to tell you guys that I like poetry. Poetry and inspiring or meaningful quotes. I'll post a poem and quote that I like. If you like poetry and quotes as well, then I don't really care. But, tell me the poem if it isn't very long.

"Nothing gold can stay. Nature's first green is gold. Her hardest hue to hold. Hear early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, so dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay." - Robert Frost.

"To be alone is to be different...
...to be different is to be alone." - Suzanne Gordon, 1976

Now, this is extraordinarily important.

Some of you may know Dei-Sama. You know, that girl on NG, acts really cute and innocent.
Well, let me tell you, she is a fake, an alt, a fraud. And I'll tell you my information.

Due to my friend drooling over Dei-Sama's dick, you know who you are, I set out to find some info on Dei-Sama, to prove whether or not she was real or not. So, I began to do what any determined half-assed guy would do, lurk the BBS. And, to my good luck, I found a thread about Dei-Sama. You want to know the topic? "Is Dei-Sama real?" What luck, right? I was browsing the post in the thread, and everyone seemed to think she was genuine. Then, I saw a post that Mendou made, it was a copy paste of a conversation he had on MSN, or something. In it, the guy he was talking to had said that Dei-Sama was an alt of Bitchweed.

Bitchweed is a user that I frequently saw on the BBS. And I remembered Bitchweed's forum signature. I clearly remembered the art (Because it looked like hentai and I PM'd him to get the base pic). He said that it was his own artwork. So, I went to Dei-Sama's page to see that Cat-Girl she always draws, and it looked almost completely similar to a female character in Bitchweed's sig. Very suspicious, right? Well, the possibility of a coincedence had crossed my mind. Well, not really, but Jacob had proposed the idea to me. Get this, Dei-Sama arrived on the scene a few days (2 or 3) after Bitchweed went inactive. So, I sent Dei-Sama a PM confronting her on my theory. You'd expect some cute reply from her, like "What is it that you are talking about?" or something. But nothing.

I never got any reply. And she replies to like, everything. But, Jacob had given me a picture of her. Or, a picture he had recieved from Dei-Sama claiming it was her. Another E-Tranny I know who had posted a picture of themselves had said they got the picture from FaceBook. Could it have been the same deal here? Probably, yeah.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/93 2498/1 I disproved Dei-Sama. She is a fake.

Just so you know.

Sorry that this Blog's video isn't as violent and gorey, but I rely on Matt to give me most of my violence.

This is more important than that stupid fight!!

Guys! Me and Lotus are finally married!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EDIT: Banned for saying faggot. Communist faggots.

I know I made one before. And I plan to make a new list every year. Don't like it? Blow it out your ass.

I.E. People I'd do anal for.

AlexJS, he may just be my favorite NG user ever. I love him and he loves me. We often talk on AIM, exchange Lol Pics, talk about cats, argue, and have gay sex.

Corky-D, he's my favorite Nazi. He is the Co-Leader of the ToS and RPG Crew. And my butt buddy.

Kagoe, my favorite Narutard. She's nice and everything.

greensucksbluerules, YouTubeFag. Has every video on the entire internet stashed under his balls. Where he finds them? Fuck if I know.

TehShotgunK1ng, ecchi fag. He's funny, on occasion, and post lots of ecchi which makes my penis happy.

greyshadowskyknight, another ecchi fag. Well, on occasion.

Skybolt-DX, she was going to marry me...But she didn't love me. Unfortunately, she had to go because...Her laptop died.

Racoonmario, too nice. It makes me angry.

Infinite-one, he's my friend. Even though he hates me and doesn't want to talk to me.

Corky52, Mr.Helpful of NewGrounds. He's very very nice.

Twilightfox, quite the attention whore. A very nice person. Etc etc, furry.

If you believe that you deserve to be on this, then tell me why and I'll tell you to bugger off.

Because Twilight is such an attention whore and wanted to be here, I fucked up the embed code and I'm too lazy to go find it.

Depressing day...
I don't even want to be on NewGrounds...Or anywhere for that matter.